This Page Is Where We Get To Boast About Our Awesomeness
We are a digital agency offering awesome branding, web design and marketing strategies to badass female entrepreneurs.
Our legendary system helps boss bitches to boldly stand out from the crowd, get noticed by all the right people and catapults them to awesome levels of success and become “niche famous”.
OUR MISSION IS SIMPLE
WE’RE GOING TO CHANGE THE FUCKING WORLD!
Our mission is to help and support dope as fuck boss bitches to become ‘niche famous’ and take over the world.
We want you to have the confidence to stand out, get seen and dominate your niche. To embrace your fierce personality, your unique style, your creative flow and your kickass attitude.
Fierce … Unique … Creative … Kickass
OUR PROMISE TO THE WORLD #1
We promise to donate 10% of our annual income EVERY YEAR to a range of different female based charities.
We want to be able to give the world more than fierce branding, unique designs, creative website and kickass marketing.
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who the fuck are we & where did we come from?
BADASS DIGITAL AGENCY
Fuck Bland Digital Agency was founded by Lisajane in 2019 [yes, we are brand new].
Lisajane was already a successful business mentor, branding expert and web designer … but wanted to help millions of women and she knew she couldn’t do that single-handed … hence creating a full agency.
WHY DO WE EVEN EXIST?
WE’RE GOING TO CHANGE THE FUCKING WORLD!
We got bored of seeing badass boss bitches with shitty, bland branding, crappy websites and weak as fuck marketing which keeps them in the shadows.
No wonder MEN dominate the entrepreneurial world …
We are here to CHANGE this!
Boss bitches are about to take over the mother fucking world! [Will you be one of them?]
OUR PROMISE TO THE WORLD #2
We promise to help and support boss bitches in their quest for individuality, confidence and success.
Fuck Bland is all about saying NO to the norm/boring/bland and saying YES to the weird and unique … and breaking the fucking mould!
Fierce … Unique … Creative … Kickass
WHO DO WE DO THIS FOR?
BADASS BOSS BITCHES
Fuck Bland Digital Agency is for online female entrepreneurs from a range of different niches. From coaches and speakers to influential bloggers and store owners.
Our clients are the boss bitches who just don’t want to fit into the norm. They are the rule breakers, the weirdos, the creatives, the adventurous women of the world.
Their awesomeness is … well … awesome and they KNOW the world needs to see it!
OK, SO …
WHAT DO WE DO?
Let’s break this down in it’s most simple form.
We know that to be wildly successful, get seen, get heard and become “niche famous” you MUST have these 3 things on fleek …
1 – Fierce Branding
2 – Creative Website
3 – Kickass Marketing Plan
BRAND VISUALS
You gotta look fucking awesome online. Your brand has to be
BRAND STRATEGY
You must ensure every single part of your business, from your blogs to your products/services are on brand
WEBSITE ON FLEEK
Your website has the potential to be one of the most powerful tools in your business toolkit … it’s a money-making machine when used right!
KICKASS MARKETING
Our CLAIM YOUR FAME™ system has been created to ensure you are using all 4 of the key marketing touchpoints needed to get famous.
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MEET THE WEIRD AND WILD LISAJANE
Yo! … wot-up boss bitches?
^ That’s just me attempting to be cool and edgy but if you could see me now, sat here drinking a cup of English tea, wearing my “fluffy mum slippers’ … I couldn’t get less fucking cool.
Right … so first things first … if you haven’t already noticed, I like to swear a lot … swearing really is my favourite way to express myself.
I live by my rule of being real, raw, authentic and confident enough to be unapologetic about how loud, weird, outspoken and mother fucking fabulous I am 😜
I wasn’t always this way … when I started my first every online business I struggled to show up as ME as I believed that nobody would hire me if I wasn’t seen as “professional”. YUK, I fucking hate that word.
I didn’t swear, I tried to use long, intelligent sounding words in my content … I even refused to share photos of myself due to having PINK hair, tattoos and facial piercings. I believed I had to try and be someone I wasn’t if I wanted to be successful.
Needless to say … I hated that fake ass persona I was trying to be and it sure as hell didn’t do anything for my business.
I’ve learnt that to be successful, be seen, get noticed … you HAVE to let your real self shine and ensure your brand just
Listen, girl … I am on a fucking mission … a mission to help millions of badass, dope as fuck boss bitches, just like you, to stand in their power, own their awesomeness and show up for the world with total confidence!
FUCK BLAND – MAKE A STAND is here to help YOU reach the top of your game, to embrace the real you … to MONETISE you.
“FUN” FACTS ABOUT ME
– Single mum for 3 feral, but amazing children.
– Dog lover [especially Pugs] … seriously, I don’t get cat people.
– Totally dyslexic but couldn’t give a fuck if I can’t spell … I’m a creative genius!
– Owns 36 pairs of jeans but only wears the same 4 pairs.
– I’m as loud as my pink hair … I don’t even realise my voice volume is set to max constantly.
– I love the colour PINK but it has to be a badass pink … not that super girly kind of pink.
– I used to be a professional DJ and Model … because I’m a true attention whore.
– If you don’t laugh at my jokes there is a real chance I might bite you. I’m the funniest person you’ll ever meet 😂